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I have seen the future and the future is ass-holes being repetitiously hammered by perpetual-motion fucking machines. Well, maybe it wasn't the future... maybe it's just the website Butt Machine Boys... which I gladly reviewed for gaygeek.com. It's wild how great minds think alike.

I've always loved putting things (fingers, toys, unusual objects, medical instruments) into boys' butts for ages... and when my friend Devin and I first conceived XENO PROBE we were going to make a musical version... and a porn version which would feature artfully designed mechanical anal probes. Butt Machine Boys is kind of the model-T Ford of that concept. I certainly applaud them for making that happen (just imagine the future of emotionless, tireless fuck devices! everyone will have one! it could change the social evolution of the world!). I'll probably never find the time to make a fuck-machine myself (although that power-sander Philip is using on the renovation house is looking awfully sexy these days!).

I filled orders all morning, then did my errands on foot. While grabbing lunch at Tandoori, Philip and his ridiculously hot ex-boyfriend Michael N. showed up for a biz lunch. They're joining forces... Michael has the design knowledge, Philip can bring his dreams to life. I hope they're able to spruce up the entire city! New Orleans is pregnant with real estate potential.

I got more dvd labels and another cyan ink tank from Office Depot... then milk from the grocery. Then I got back to filling orders.

While eating dinner, Philip and I watchd THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GARP on cable. It's always been one of my favorites... but I haven't seen it from start to finish since I was in high school. I remember that even back then my heart was particularly warmed by John Lithgow's character of Roberta Muldoon, ex-football player and transexual. I also love the way Lithgow and Williams interact. Perhaps witnessing this fictitional relationship paved the way for mine and Varla's?

Through-out the evening I fucked, fisted and fucked (again) Philip. I would've fucked him a third time, but I just plain wore out his hole (perhaps it needs training from a fucking machine?).

And that was Friday, April 16th, 2004.

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