When we got back to Venus Gardens, after picking up Miss Chris' car, Philip noticed that one of the small lights (under the head-light) wasn't installed properly and had melted through its casing. They said they had to go back to the dealership immediately to get them to fix it. I can only take so much of the in-laws, so I excused myself and came back upstairs to continue my review of falconxxx.com for gaygeek.com.

I tend to review porn sites with my pants down... cock in hand. The more I jerk off and cum, the better rating a site gets! Well, Philip and I have a little rule about him calling to let me know he's coming back to the apartment, as to avoid embarrassing situations. Well... he forgot to ring my cell this time! He and his mother walked in on me... mid-masturbation! It had to be one of the most disconcerting moments of my life... but I played it off with every ounce of award-winning-acting-skill I have.

After Miss Chris left, Philip and I went to get in line for the IMAX version of HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN. There were two people in line ahead of us, Stephanie and Mike, visiting New Orleans from Atlanta. I was amazed that there were bigger geeks than Philip and I, to line up an hour before the feature. But it turns out that they had just arrived from Atlanta and hadn't reset their watches from Eastern to Central time! They didn't mean to be so early! Anyway, they were a very pleasant (kewl) couple... reminded us a lot of Tracey and Justin... only Stephanie didn't have pink hair.

HARRY POTTER 3 on IMAX wasn't all that different from the regular cinematic experience. Since it wasn't filmed in the IMAX format, the picture wasn't that much better... we just sat closer to the screen. The sound was the best we'd heard yet. This will be the last time we see this film at the theatre... we promise.