Now, I haven't made it a habit of watching VH1's "The Surreal Life" (Philip and I had only watched a couple of episodes of the first season, just so we would know what it was about if it came up in conversation). But when I heard that Marcus Schenkenberg was in the cast of "The Surreal Life 4"... I had to watch. Mr. Schenkenberg is one of the hottest men alive... and has been one of my favorite male models since the early 90's. I actually saw him walking around SoHo in NYC in the mid 90's... and giddily followed him around for a while. Former Go-go's gal, (the ever-adorable) Jane Wiedlin is also on the show. I just love her (remember "I... am... your singing telegram" from the movie CLUE?!). And I can't neglect that hunky, Brady-brother Peter (whose real name is Christopher Knight) is also a housemate! I think I'm gonna have tons of masturbatory fodder from this bit of trash t.v.