We drove into Mobile so he could let a doctor suck out the sludge. Afterward, he felt fine... and could hear things that the rest of us take for granted (and he commented on subtle sounds in the distance for the rest of the night).

"Smallville" was a repeat tonight, so we watched "Lost" for the first time. It was good. We love that sexy Ian Somerhalder.

By the way, if any of you know anyone in or near Baton Rouge, Louisiana that might want to see my friend Varla Jean Merman perform her hilarious, live musical-show, UNDER A BIG TOP... let them know that she's doing it tomorrow (Thursday, March 31st) at Splash. Call 225-242-9491 for tickets.